“Angelina — we’d met basically on this film. Meeting her and getting to know her was a real pleasant surprise, and I say that with the best meaning, just in the sense that she’s this quite, you know, famous, and, I mean, poor thing, dogged by paparazzi, her and her husband, Brad, you know, and all their kids, and their wonderful life, but they are plagued by… so you don’t know what to expect, really. You don’t know what she might be like — if she has any sense of humor at all. I was so pleased to find that she is incredibly normal, and has a wonderfully kind of dark, perverse sense of humor. And because here we are working together in this situation where you could really — there are times when you see how ridiculous is this life, how ludicrous it is, you know, leaving your house every morning and being followed by paparazzi or having to hide, sometimes not even being able to talk to each other in public because someone will take a photograph and it will be misconstrued and turned into some other shit.”—Johnny Depp on Angelina Jolie, Vanity Fair | January 2010 (via de-lumiere)
I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have sex. I don't give blow jobs. My shirt always covers my boobs quite well and I don't take off my pants in the presence of a male. I don't go to wild parties and I don't get into fights. I'm not the prettiest girl and most boys don't like me. In all honesty, I'm pretty boring, I go to school, I eat, I sleep, and I spend most of my time on Tumblr.